Lets just start by saying that I love my job, I really do, but this is is merely the funnier side of working at a makeup counter at a larger retail store. The characters in this blog are loosely based on the hags I work with and the customers that everyday suck a piece of my soul out. I will give you a few of the star people that i work with on an everyday basis. Some you will hate and some you will love. Lets start with me. Im a 29 year old single mother of two little girls who aspires to be a crazy cat lady, Yes you heard that right folks, a crazy cat lady. I could give a shit less about makeup really but I know it makes other people feel good so its all good with me. When I'm at work I have to be a business manager and control my larger mouth and conceal my white trash. But when Im home i usually have a glass of wine in my hand and am covered in cat hair. strange for such a young beautiful girl i know.
I have one main bff at work and we shall call her Lovely L. Despite her low self confidence and obsession with sports, she rocks my world. She is probably one of the nicest people i know and I only know like 3. She hangs out with me and drinks even though I'm a complete degenerate when I do. the last time we hung out I pinched at least 30 different peoples nipples. Who fucking does that!?!?!? Heres Lovely L.....as I see her.
My boss is a strange little woman who I just want to put in my damn bag and take home and make her pet my cats with me. She lets us get away with murder with a smile on her face. Though I do believe oneday she will probably spontaniously combust from all the shit we put her through. She will be sitting at home on her couch after a long days with the skanks at work, staring at all of her sweaters that she has knitted and BOOM! up in flames she will go. We will get back to her later though...
Now lets talk about my 2 employees. I am their fearless leader. Lets start with my new addition, we shall call her Sunshine. Probably one of the most beautiful girls I have ever met but god damn she doesnt have a clue. She is still new to the game and a little intimidated by me. One day I even told her she laughed like a retarded seal (which is completely true) and the poor girl just agreed and walked away like a dumbass. I already love her to death and cant wait to show her a few things about life. Then I have my girl who we will call Shortstack. Shes a lot like me, older, single mom and likes to have a good time. The best thing about her is she thinks I'm fucking hilarious (which is also true). She has a great heart but ask like 10874980560 questions a fucking day! sometimes I just want to tape her mouth shut. She is the bottom pic and sunshine is the top one.
Thats all for today folks, just wanted to give you an idea of some of the people I will talk about the most.
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