A lady would never do that...

My favorite topic of conversation is porn and masturbation. That's just the way I was raised. Not that we ever sat around the fucking dinner table at night told glorious stories of orgasms or tranny porn, but I was always taught to express myself. Well as I'm talking about this with a group of coworkers I see some of them gasp at the words I am saying. I was told by my boss that "a lady would never speak of such things." really? Well a lady would never get bent over her kitchen counter while smoking a cigarettes either but who hasn't done that!? The emphasis on being a lady to me is so mundane and old school. I like my people open minded and open mouthed. Say and do what you want whatever you want around me. Please don't act like a lady in my presence. Express yourself however you see fit, even of its offensive to those around you. That's what I like:) rant over:)